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Sunday, August 28, 2011

A Bread By Any Other Braid

Don't ask me what called to me about this one.  I just woke up in the morning, sort of tired and was struck by a great desire to bake bread.  And, wouldn't you know, the library brought that baking book back to me.  Finally and at last!  I can make some progress through that darn book!

But what sort of bread should I craft?  Sure, I could make plain white bread and not buy it at the store.  Actually, that would be quite a good move for me.  But what if I end up with air bubbles everywhere?  That would be extremely sad.  Taking a flipping roll through 'The Art and Soul of Baking', I landed on Challah.  It’s a beautiful, braided, golden bread that I have seen so many times in the bakery and, though it has aroused my curiosity, I have only had it once at Christmas dinner when one of my zias brought it over.

So I broke out the eggs to get started... And dropped them on the kitchen floor.  I stood in the kitchen looking down at that egg and was quite beside myself with a quite temper.  I cleaned the darn thing up (not quite broken everywhere for the membrane on the inside had not given way) and heaved a heavy sigh. 

The grocer was pretty kind about giving me more eggs to use and laughed with me about my clumsiness.  That made it feel much better.


Baking 101 with 'Sur La Table'
Chapter 1: Yeast Bread and Rolls
Dairy Challah Bread

I did not follow Kosher law in that I used milk in place of water to activate the yeast.  I did, however, still use oil.  I'm pretty sure it was canola, but it might have been extra light olive.  What can I say?  They sit all cozy next to each other on the shelf and look sort of the same.  Mind you, I am running a little low on olive oil lately... Still, I'm pretty sure that it was canola oil.

Whatever.  That's probably not all that important at the end of it all.  I can be a real stickler on the details sometimes.  Just ask my boss - takes eternity to get any writing out of me because I continually hate everything!  Honestly, it’s a miracle I can turn a recipe and a picture or two into a blog.

Activating the yeast with warm milk and some honey
I have to say that any occasion to break out the honey is a fantastic adventure for me.  I warmed the milk in a glass measuring cup using short bursts with a microwave.  I don't have a thermometer, so I did this until it felt warm to the touch and tasted a little creamier.  Also, I used skim milk because that's what I drink.  (That, and soy milk.  Right, not so important that one.)  Mix the milk and honey in a mixing bowl and then sprinkle in the yeast.

I didn't take a picture of this because, at the time, the yeast didn't seem to be going off like gangbusters in the milk with the frothing and so forth.  I didn't quite think this would be successful... So I didn't take a snapshot for you.  I didn't really think that this post was even going to happen.

Swamp-fingers and the First Rise
Not much to say here besides the fact that the swamp fingers made a triumphant return tour.  Despite oiling of the hands, the dough was still quite loving.  Unlike the last time, however, this one just gathered into a pretty complete ball.  After some delicate massaging to knead the dough, I dumped it in a plastic tub and let the sucker rise.  Thank goodness for plastic bins with lids.  (Go Rubbermaid!)

No Knead, The Second Rise
No kneading the second time around (thankyouthankyouthankyou)!  Lightly flouring a working surface, plop the dough and smack it down to release the air bubbles but, as the book says, don't knead it (or you'll make it much harder for yourself and you'll have to wait for it to rise again).  You split the dough into three pieces and roll it out into even strands.  For me, this was a combination of rolling it against the counter with flat palms and also by squeezing along the length.  It isn't too tricky if you flour your hands first because then it won't stick to you too much.

Pinching at one end, you braid down and pinch the other.  Tuck the pinches underneath and cover it with plastic and let it take a deep inhale.  Second Rise!

After braiding the bread, you cover it with plastic wrap and let it sit for 40-50 minutes.  My oven was making my tiny kitchen quite warm so it took a little less time.  And I was scared that I had killed the yeast... They came through for me all the same! ^__^
Glaze and Bake
Beat an egg briefly in a dish until well mixed.  Using a gentle brush, brush the entire surface of the loaf with the egg wash.  Be careful that it doesn't go pooling in the braid because that is quite a trick to even out (paper towel helps but not much).  Sprinkle the top with poppy seeds or, if you're like me and you don't have poppy seeds (read: I have poppy seeds and was unable to find them on wanting to sprinkle), I used chia seeds for the same effect. 

Chia seeds are pretty similar except that poppy seeds are globular and Chia seeds are very slightly elliptical.  Also, Chia seeds are slightly lighter in colour with a brownish tint and the odd one is an off-white.

Bake it in the oven until it’s a deep rich brown (even on the bottom).  Seeing if the bottom is brown is a little tricky.  I baked on parchment paper so I just lifted up one of the corners to look through it for a darker brown colour.

Cool it entirely on a wire rack (on the windowsill if you want to show off just a little bit more) and the nom it down!

Fresh baked bread on the windowsill.  The window was, however, closed because it was blinking hot outside and it wouldn't have served me any good.  Plus, I couldn't have a mischievous imp running off with it!
I have to say that, all in all, this bread recipe was definitely much higher on my list than the previous bread recipe.  I'm not sure why exactly.  No, that's a lie.  I liked this recipe more because I didn't have to knead the bread a second time and have it stick all over my fingers... again.  I also love that braided look and the deep brown colour.  Given, bread doesn't smell as awesome as cookies in the kitchen.  It does, however, taste awesome with butter, jam... almond butter, Nutella  (They had samples at Costco.  Brilliant!).

Next time I make this bread, there will be bread pudding... Oh, yes.  There will be bread pudding.

Enjoy your baking and keep on being awesome.

I wish you peace, I wish you love and I wish you lots of awesome baking in the kitchen!

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Baked Zebra for Valerie


It's not what you think!  Well, if you were thinking that I baked Zebra as a meal for my sister, that is.  Given I don't live on the same continent as zebras, you can imagine this would have been quite a feat.  There is, however, the zoo.  Somehow, I don't think I'd be posting here if that were the case.  Zookeepers tend to frown on that sort of behaviour.

I guess there's the black market.  Given I don't even know where to start looking for that sort of thing, I think we can eliminate that possibility as well.  It would be probably just as tricky as finding Diagon Alley.

Back to it though, yeah?

It was my sister's birthday yesterday.  In a nutshell, she's pretty wicked.  She's creative, fashion-forward, friendly, and ridiculous sometimes.  She is, however, great for a laugh.  Even at our parents' expense.

And, because it’s a birthday, that means cake!  In our family, this always used to be ice cream cake.

I'm not that developed in the dessert field.  Maybe we'll come back to this in the future.  (Given the amount of space - both for moving and for working, this may be in the distant future.  So, don't hold your breath.  I need readers, 'kay? ^__^;; )

I could have gone plain, flavoured, two bowl (wet/dry) cake that comes together and bakes quietly away.  I could have really saved myself a lot of time.  I didn't take the easy way.  I chose to do something a little bit trickier without the guaranteed outcome. Taking the hard way this time was so worth it.

An internet search of 'Zebra cake' will give you a million and more different pictures of an awesome striped cake.  I was having doubts that it would be achievable.  Then, in the corner of my eye, I behold my special cake pan.  I purchased it on sale when I was on holidays.  It is supposed to be a green pan and cook well, etc.  Whether this is true or not, I couldn't say.  It does, however, bake a mean cake and I won't lie to you about that one.

So, I bring to you, the Zebra Cake for Valerie in celebration of her birthday!


Zebra Cake For Valerie
As Put For by The Girl Who Bakes (original recipe here!)

That chocolate icing conceals something amazing underneath.  A striped cake, I should say.  A great surprise!


What You'll Need:
For the main cake part:

  • 2 eggs
  • 2 egg whites
  • 3/4 cup granulated sugar
  • 1/3 cup canola oil
  • 2/3 cup drained applesauce (I use baby food when I have to applesauce... I don't eat a lot of applesauce and its either a small container or a jar.  The plastic cups just sort of sit there in my pantry and make me feel guilty because I'm not eating them.  Besides, baby food give these little resealable containers that are quite handy in my lunch. Uh, anyway...)
  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 cup spelt flour
  • 1 tbsp vanilla
  • 1 tbsp baking powder
  • 1 cup plain yogurt

For The Different Stripes:

  • 1/2 cup coconut, toasted then divided*
  • 1/2 tsp coconut extract
  • 3 tbsp cocoa
  • 20g dark chocolate (I used two squares of Lindt 85% chocolate that I recieved as a gift)

* For the coconut, toast the coconut until it is a light brown colour.  Set it aside to cool.  Remove 1 tbsp from the browned coconut and stick it in a bowl elsewhere; it will come in handy later.

For The Icing:

  • 3 tbsp margarine
  • 1/2 cup powdered sugar
  • 3 tbsp cocoa
  • 2 tbsp skim milk
  • 1/2 tsp pure vanilla extract


How It's Done:
1. Preheat the baking machine (read: oven) to 350F.
2. Grease the cake pan according to the instructions that you get from the company that makes it.  (I say this because the recipe I'm referencing says grease.  Some people like to grease and flour.  My pan suggests just a little bit of oil and it will kick butt.  So probably grease will work wonders.)
3. In one bowl, mix together the dry ingredients (we're talking the baking powder and flours).
4. In a medium-sized mixing bowl, beat the eggs, whites and sugars until you go from the yellow of the yolk to a lighter yellow colour.  (I borrowed from the colourful people at Behr.  When it comes to colours, they know their junk.  So, basically,going from Marigold yolks to a Neon Light liquid that's even in color.)

5. When you get that really nice colour, add the yogurt, vanilla, oil and applesauce (baby food) then beat until homogeneous.
6. Mix the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients and mix it all together to make it even.
7. Separate the batter into two even portions.
8. Fold in the toasted coconut and extract into one batter portion and set that aside.
9. In the other bowl, mix in the cocoa and the finely chopped chocolate to the other batter and let that bowl keep the other one company.
10. Get yourself two spoons, one for each batter on the exclusive.  (You don't want to be mixing the batters before mixing the batters... Yeah, that was confusing.  Don't go making a light brown cake in one bowl from mixing schools.)

Two bowls, two spoons and one cake.  Trust me, you don't want to go mixing up the batters.  Also, don't worry if your spoon drips by accident.  I'm a bit of a perfectionist, but the cake will still come out okay and, as my mom commented, even zebras themselves don't have perfect stripes.

11. Alternate with two spoonfuls of each batter into the prepared pan.  You don't have to wait for the batter will spread, spooning it in will get that done for you.  Keep adding until all the batter is gone.
12. Stick the cake into the baking machine (go oven!) and bake for 30-40 minutes, making sure to toothpick test it.  (I bake for the minimum time then check and adjust with more time.  I'm not sure if that's how it’s done, but that's how you do).
13. Remove the cake when it’s done and let it cool completely.  (Trust me on this one.  If you try to ice it when its warm... You know?  Take my word for it and just don't.  Yeah, we won't go into it further than that.)

Hot out of the oven with a slight crack and some imperfections.  All in all, the cake is still pretty solid.
Okay, this was my first time making icing that actually came out right.  Is that a startling statement?  I am not in the habit of icing a lot of stuff and we all know I cheated on Yu-Han's cake a while back.  I owe Girlwhobakes a huge thanks on this one.  She not only had an amazing recipe but I actually made icing that worked.  Right, icing.

1. Measure the margarine into the dish and add 1/4 cup of the icing sugar.
2. With a hand mixer, mix on high until it is well-combined and light in appearance.
3. Soft cocoa into the bowl and 1 tablespoon of milk.
4. Mix again until coloured completely throughout.
5. Add the remaining icing sugar and beat until it is light and creamy.
6. Add the vanilla and mix until it is all together as an icing.
7. Spread the icing over the cake in an even layer.
8. Finish the cake by sprinkling over the reserved toasted coconut.

I used margarine here and, after I added the above, I didn't need to add any more milk.  If you choose to use butter (the real way), check out Girlwhobakes and the original recipe! ^__^

Birthday served up moist and striped.  Don't front like you don't want a piece of this glory!
Let me tell you, what a cake!  Girl Who Bakes really brought the rain on this one.  Her original recipe is for this cake on the skinny.  Given that I added a boatload of chocolate and coconut, I think its pretty obvious that the beast I created is not exactly on the skinny any longer.  My bad.  I just couldn't resist!  But, for cake on the skinny (without chocolate and coconut), check out the link over yonder.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Too Much Milk, Not Much Time

So I'm thinking of changing my address to the abyss.  Mostly because, well, I've been missing a hell of a lot haven't I now?  This was not an intentional absence though.  Admittedly, I haven't had much spare time what-so-ever to do a whole lot besides eat and sleep outside of work.  I haven't even been to yoga in over a week.  How horrid this is!  How un-zen my week has been!

My week?  In a nutshell, I'm pretty sure I've dropped more things than imaginable and dinged my elbows more times than is logically permissible on ledges hard enough to make my forearm sing.

Also, no progress in the bread world or the 'Art and Soul of Baking'.  Believe it or not, it isn't because I have been terribly lazy.  The library repossessed its book and, wouldn't you know, someone else put the darn thing on hold.  And you know what?  I saw their hold and raised them a hold.  Let's see *them* cook *their* way through that business!  I jest, though my progress in that field is temporarily on hold until that book graces the holds shelf with my last name on it.  Can't wait!

Down to the grit of the matter, I'm posting today with some dessert that should be eaten with a spoon instead of with hands.  It is not a bar nor a cookie nor ... pizzelle.  Okay, I did make pizzelle (double chocolate with a kiss of orange) but we've already discussed that one.  Thusly, I was forced to make something else.

I was sitting with a ridiculous surplus of milk and, while I love it, I wasn't going to be able to drink it all even with some marathon chugging.  Solution: bake/cook something.  Wait, there's a problem.  What recipe can I possibly come up with that uses a lot of milk all in one go?

Yeah, that took a whole lot of Google.  More than I have ever committed before.  The results were totally worth it!

I give you one creamy pudding that knocks the rice out of the ballpark with its amino acid compliment.  Not to mention that it didn't seem to require the same amount of care as rice usually does.  Rice can be quite a tricky mistress!




Quinoa "Rice" Pudding
As presented by Mommy Chef 27 on Food.com (click for recipe!)

Quinoa pudding on the stove-top?  Nailed it.

What You'll Need:
  • 1 cup uncooked quinoa
  • 2 cups water
  • 1/8 tsp pumpkin pie spice
  • 1/8 tsp cinnamon
  • 1 1/2 cups skim milk, divided
  • 1/4 cup sugar (I used palm sugar here because I wanted to use it up! Fascinating stuff, that; gives it a faint nutty flavour.)
  • 1 egg
  • 1/2 cup skim milk
  • 2 tsp vanilla
  • 2 tbsp margarine


How It’s Done:

1.  Dump the uncooked quinoa in a pot with the 2 cups of water.
2.  Toss the spices into the pot and mix briefly.
3.  Cover the pot and bring the quinoa to a boil.  (Okies, the instructions on my quinoa say "Bring to a boil, turn heat to low and simmer for 15 minutes or until cooked." So, that's what I did.  Afterwards, I 'fluffed' it and let it sit for a short time before continuing).

Quinoa, simply cooked with water and spices.  Awh, yeah!

4.  Pour the milk and sugar into the cooked quinoa, bring the element to medium heat and cook down the liquid until it becomes thick and pudding-like.

Oh, no! Where did the quinoa go?  No worries, its in there.  I'll just stir it up and give you a look-see.
See?  I didn't lie to you about the quinoa.  Look, mom, my hand is famous! ^__^

5.  In a measuring cup, measure the milk and beat the egg into it until the mixture is homogenous and light yellow.
6.  Add the egg/milk mixture to the creamy quinoa and continue to cook until thickened once again.
7.  Once thickened for a second time, mix in the butter and vanilla.
8.  Make sure that everything is all mixed together thoroughly and dish it out for some sweet eats!

Supposed to serve eight, but it can serve more or fewer depending, of course, on how much you like whom you share this with.  It may also serve one multiple times if you choose not to share!

p.s. Enjoy!